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Summary: The last time someone told him not to worry, he ended up in a parallel universe. (Or: How did they get two versions of the band into the Dance Dance video? I'm so glad you asked.)
Words: 38279 Chapters: 12/12 Rated: Explicit
Summary: Tom's got this thing he'd like to try.
Words: 2094 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Mature
Summary: For years, February 21 has been the worst day of his year.
(Background Frank Iero/Jamia Nestor)
Words: 4377 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Mature
Summary: A defiant trip to the Olympics gets Alex outed. The solution is obviously to marry Nicky.
Obviously.
Words: 9871 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Summary: They’ve never really talked about that beautiful disaster of a month, but that needs to come to an end today. (Follow-up to I Lie For Only You)
Words: 4025 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Explicit
Summary:
“So, instead of telling his mom the truth, Tom wants you to pretend to be his boyfriend. And you said yes to pretending, even though you want to be boyfriends for real.”
“When you say it out loud, it sounds stupid.”
“It is stupid.”
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It's a terrible idea from the very beginning, and he knows it. But Tom needs him, and letting Tom down just isn't an option. It's gonna be fine, though. Abso-fucking-lutely fine.
Words: 47341 Chapters: 14/14 Rated: Mature
Summary: In which Braden gets talked into playing spin-the-bottle with his teammates and - surprisingly - doesn't live to regret it (AllCAPS Exchange 2017)
Words: 3677 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Summary: An Annie Get Your Gun fusion/au (Reel1988 fic fest - 2017)
Patrick circles around him at center ice. “Jonathan, my team is going to kick your team’s ass so hard your parents will be embarrassed without even knowing why.”
“I’m gonna give you a lesson in goal scoring you’ll never forget.”
“Toews, you couldn’t give me a lesson in long distance spitting. Anything you can do, I can do better.”
“Oh yeah?”
“I can do anything better than you.”
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Jonathan Toews is used to be being the best. He has zero clue what to do with competition.
Especially when the competition is cute.
Words: 6529 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Summary:
“OH MY FUCKING GOD, Nicklas, you bought that man tea, and you won’t even admit you’ve been staring at him?!?”
Or sometimes, fate needs a little push. Or a meddling best friend. Same difference.
Words: 6091 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Summary:
“Danny, Danny, have you seen this?” Wayne waves his phone back and forth.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Simmer.” Danny pulls his sweaty undershirt over his head and drops it on top of his bag.
Wayne crosses the locker room and shoves his phone in Danny’s face. Displayed on the screen is a picture of Claude in some kind of business, possibly a bank, holding a baby. A baby that, at a shallow level, looks a lot like Danny. Jesus fuck.
Words: 5790 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Summary: Mike's got a crush on this guy who picks up print orders for a marketing company. Tom's got a crush on this guy who picks up coffee for eight people every work day. André would complain about running all the errands for his office, but -- well, I think you get the picture. (AllCAPS Exchange 2016)
Words: 5648 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
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Summary: A John Tucker Must Die fusion/au
“Hey”, Jason’s table partner says. He smiles broadly at Jason, and…. Wow. Jason’s struck speechless by the mischievous twinkle in his eyes. “I’m Jordie.”
“You’re the other Benn?” Jason probably wouldn’t have been able to contain the incredulous tone regardless, but he’s definitely not managing to do so when much of his higher brain function crashed and died at that smile.
Jordie cocks his head to the side and narrows his eyes at Jason. “Is that like the loser Benn?”
“No, no, of course not,” Jason stutters out. “You’re just… I don’t think you’re what I was expecting.”
(Background Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin)
Words: 8807 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Summary - Nicky learns something new about Alex, and then something new about himself.
Words: 2736 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Summary:
“Before you start, I just want to say… I’m really sorry you have to see this.” Patches picks up the tablet, presumably opening whatever it is Danny is being shown. “But it’s been decided - the rest of us had to see it in person, so all the new guys get to see it on video so we can all be, well, almost equally traumatized.”
“Also,” Pleky adds, “you need to swear you will never speak of this outside of this room.”
“Especially in front of Pricey!” Gally pipes up loudly from the back corner.
(Background Daniel Briere/Claude Giroux)
Words: 1433 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Summary: Nicky and Alex take the brobeans to the Magic Kingdom. Revelations abound, shenanigans ensue, life choices are made, and Alex regrets starting a groping war in public. (Sort of.)
(Background Michael Latta/Tom Wilson)
Words: 11744 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Mature
Summary: Artemi Panarin wishes everyone would stop being subtle and vague and let one of their Russian teammates translate whatever it is they're trying to tell him. And also that Jonathan Toews would stop glaring at him all the time.
Words: 6000 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Summary: Figuring out you're in love with your best friend is surprisingly stressful. Particularly when he keeps putting stuff on the internet that makes you want to punch things.
Words: 7856 Chapters: 4/4 Rated: Explicit
Part 1 - While I Follow Like Thread
Summary: In which an inebriated Jonathan Toews comes up with a way to keep Patrick Kane within arm's reach at all times. (Inspired by gifs from the 2015 Stanley Cup celebrations.)
Words: 3671 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Part 2 - All This Wishing Is Getting Old
Summary: Patrick has had just about enough of clingy, drunk Jonathan Toews. (An alternate point of view on "While I Follow Like Thread", as requested.)
Words: 4153 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Summary: When John Watson saves the stranger he's been crushing on from being crushed by a speeding van, he's not expecting to end up engaged to him.
A While You Were Sleeping Fusion/AU with BBC Sherlock
Words: 13948 Chapters: 8/8
Rated: Teen
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Series, AU-Not Hockey Players
Part 1 - We'll Take It Over Ice Tonight
Summary - You're just a daydream away / I wouldn't know what to say if I had you
Or, the story of what happened before the Truth or Drink video that no one asked for.
Words: 3597 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
Part 2 - Speak the Truth, Even if Your Voice Shakes
Summary: Agreeing to do this Truth or Drink video might be the stupidest thing Jamie's ever done.
Words: 1947 Chapters: 1/1 Rated: Teen
